A friend of mine had a student drop out of a college American Government class this past year, because the student was having trouble understanding the subject. The student’s comment was,

It’s so confusing–apparently it has three different parts or something. I just don’t get it.

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7 Responses to Disturbing

  1. Mark Boggs says:

    It’s easy. Government is made up of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Three parts. Ask David Barton, he’ll tell you.

  2. Matty says:

    Now the lyrics of American Pie make sense, “the three men I admire most…”

  3. Mark Boggs says:

    Right. The Founding Fathers…

  4. Lance says:

    They caught the last train for the coast…

  5. Matty says:

    So to clarify, the US constitution was written by David Barton in response to the death of Buddy Holly. Can I have the course credit now Dr Hanley?

  6. James Hanley says:


    Uh, yeah, as soon as you pay your tuition. Just address the check to me, and I’ll take care of the rest.

  7. Mark Boggs says:


    You can also get it by watching Barton’s courses at Glenn Beck U.

    Oh, and don’t be silly about the Constitution…it was written by God. The interpretive ability for it is on loan to, you guessed it, David Barton.

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