I Could Already Be a Winner!

This hit my inbox yesterday, one of the more amusing scam emails I’ve received.

Dear E-mail User;

You have a package that contains a bank draft of £5,00,000.00GBP from
the Massachusetts UK Lottery.
Contact Rose Fenty (Online Coordinator) for claims via: email:
(Mrs.rosefentydpt@syvip.com).

1. Full Name: 2. Address: 3. Age/Gender 4. Occupation 5. Nationality
6.Phone Number:

Send details to Fiduciary Agent: Rose Fenty.
All response and Queries concerning your claims should be sent via
E-mail to: {Mrs.rosefentydpt@syvip.com}

Online Coordinator,
Claims Agent.

The Massachusetts UK Lottery, eh? I wonder who bought the ticket for me, and how much they’ll demand as their share? I also wonder just how many pounds I’ve supposedly won.

There’s a certain temptation to try to make real contact with whomever’s behind it, just to try stringing them along. And then to bust them.

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Interesting, but What Does it Mean?

Thomas Caton and Marcus Walker have an article at  WSJ about the prospect of economically struggling EU states leaving the Euro, that includes this interesting-but-what-does-it-mean graph.

Eurograph

Like the graph, the article focuses almost solely on the economic decline in these countries, and uses Argentina’s abandonment of its ten-year experiment in pegging the value of its currency to the U.S. Dollar. Since these countries’ decline in GDP is approaching, or in Greece’s case has tripled, Argentina’s GDP decline, how much further can they go before they start to break away from the Euro?

I see similar arguments for the impending implosion of the Euro from economists and financial writers with depressing frequency. Their error is not solely that they are using a unicausal explanation for a complex phenomenon, but that due to their disciplinary blinders they fail to realize that the Euro is not simply a monetary matter–it’s a political issue in ways they…well, I’m sure most of them do understand, or would find it easy to understand. But few of them build it into their calculations beyond treating it as a public policy to be a kept or abandoned.

When I say it’s political, I mean the Euro is bound up with the whole concept of the EU, which is as much political as it is economic. The most fundamental idea of the EU is to tie Europe together to avoid a return to the endless series of wars that have characterized the past umpteen centuries. That’s why retrenchment on any EU policy has been so hard–the fear of going backward has been much greater than the fear of going forward even with an unpopular policy.

I’m not arguing in favor of the EU. While it seems to have worked overall (Europe, or at least the EU members, has enjoyed something like it’s second-longest spell of peace), there are aspects I don’t much like. I’m just looking at it from the perspective of “what concerns Eurozone members?”

Nor am I making any predictions. Economic concerns in some state or other certainly could top broader political concerns at some point, and Greece may be a particularly likely candidate for that, given the appalling decline in GDP, and their lack of enthusiasm about becoming more German. But when the politics variable is added to the equation, the probability declines substantially (Hanley says, without bother to offer an actual equation or specify the variables more operationally.)

And this helps us see why Argentina is not a good comparison. Argentina’s dollar peg was solely an economic move, and Argentina was not politically integrated with the U.S. in any way comparable to European states’ integration into the EU, so when the economy went south, the solely economic move was easily reversible on solely economic grounds. Argentina is to the U.S. as Greece is to _____________? That’s not answerable by plugging in “EU.” There is no correct answer to that question; they simply aren’t comparable in that way.

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The 51st State…and More?

I’ll bet you didn’t know this.

The 51st State Party is a political party in New Zealand. It advocates New Zealand becoming the 51st state of the United States of America. The party’s secretary is Paulus Telfer, a former Christchurch mayoral candidate. On February 5, 2010, the party applied to register a logo with the Electoral Commission. The logo – a US flag with 51 stars – was rejected by the Electoral Commission on the grounds that it was likely to cause confusion or mislead electors. (sources omitted)

Although it’s a miniscule party in NZ politics, its few members aren’t exactly alone. Some Guyanans also would like that honor. Continue reading

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Found Humor

On the website for the Chicago Architectural Foundation’s river cruises:

Instead of lifting concrete bucket by bucket up to the top of the Trump Tower, the construction team purchased a 680-horsepower Putzmeister 1400 pump to push the concrete up hundreds of feet to upper floors.

Trump? Putzmeister? That sounds about right.

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Oil

The most interesting sentence I’ve read this week:

From the beginning, it was evident that the Kern River field was rich with oil, millions upon millions of barrels. (A barrel, the unit of oil measurement, is 42 gallons; depending on the grade, a ton of oil is six to eight barrels.) Wildcatters poured into the area, throwing up derricks, boring wells, and pulling out what they could. In 1949, after 50 years of drilling, analysts estimated that just 47 million barrels remained in reserves—a rounding error in the oil business. Kern River, it seemed, was nearly played out. Instead, oil companies removed 945 million barrels in the next 40 years. In 1989, analysts again estimated Kern reserves: 697 million barrels. By 2009, Kern had produced more than 1.3 billion additional barrels, and reserves were estimated to be almost 600 million barrels.

The whole article is an interesting read on the debate over peak oil.

Hat tip to Will Truman at the League.

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Strategic Analysis of the Sequester

One of my Political Behavior students wrote a nice strategic analysis of the sequester and its failure. His theoretical basis was the concept of brinkmanship, originally devised by Thomas Schelling, and concludes that the sequester is a good example of failed brinkmanship.

The essential nature of brinkmanship is to be willing to go closer to the edge of the brink than one’s opponent. Of course no rational person would purposefully go close enough to the brink that they might actually fall off the cliff, which means that even if you’re willing to get closer than your opponent, they shouldn’t believe you’re really willing to get even closer. So brinkmaship requires one or more of the following strategies: a facade (or the reality) of irrationality (e.g., North Korea); an automated response system that can’t be turned off (e.g., the doomsday machine in Dr. Strangelove), or real uncertainty about how far is too far (e.g. (probably), the Cuban Missile Crisis). As Avinash Dixit and Barry Nalebuff put it in Thinking Strategically,

The essence of brinkmanship is the deliberate creation of risk.

The necessary trick is to make the risk credible, and not mere cheap talk. That’s why when the president asks Dr. Strangelove how it’s possible that the doomsday machine can be triggered automatically yet impossible to untrigger, the response is, “it is not only possible, it is essential.”

So what about the sequester? The idea was that the automatic cuts would create too grave a risk for any of the parties to accept, so that each side would end up making the compromises necessary to avoid going over it (or perhaps each side thought that the other side would be the more fearful of approaching it). Obviously that outcome did not occur, and since there is nothing wrong with the theory, there must be something wrong with the execution.

As my student argues, it turns out that the risk was not nearly as significant as the politicians who had created it had believed. From far off it looked terrifying, but up close it wasn’t so bad. He follows the lead of many pundits in emphasizing the role of the Tea Party Republicans who took a good number of seats in the 2010 elections, for whom the brink was not a dangerous fall, but a functional route to their actual preferred goal of spending cuts and no tax increases. But while most of the chattering class is busily pointing at the GOP, I think we should take note that the risk of going over the brink very noticeably was not frightening enough to Democrats to make them willing to agree to large spending cuts. Maybe that’s because to them large spending cuts would be worse than the sequester, or maybe it’s because the sequester itself contains large enough spending cuts that the Democrats see compromise on spending as functionally indistinguishable from going over the brink.

The point here is not to blame the parties or any of the politicians, but to analyze why the sequester didn’t work as anticipated. And the clear answer seems to be that it didn’t create sufficient risk for either party. Not only can Congress not discipline itself to make serious budgetary decisions, it can’t even discipline itself enough to deliberately create actual risk. It’s as though the doomsday machine might was a mere car bomb, or JFK and Kruschev threatening each other with big firecrackers. And there’s probably also a lesson in behavioral economics here about perceived vs. revealed value.

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Instantly, Eventually

The best line of a student essay in this term’s competition discusses the U.S. response to the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor:

Instantly, months later, the United States accelerated it nuclear weapon program.

Perhaps the student was thinking in geologic time.

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How Should We Count?

Just for kicks, here’s one of the assignments I give students in my American Gov’t class. It’s a vote-counting assignment, calculating an election using different methods of counting the votes. The idea is to get them to understand that there are multiple legitimate ways to count votes. It’s not hard, and only takes a few minutes, so if you’re at all interested in voting and elections, you might find it of interest. Just click on the link below. If anyone’s clever enough to know how to turn this into a web-based activity…..?

VotingMethods Assignment

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Marginalism in Everything: Cocoa Krispies Edition

My kids, like most, love chocolate cereal. So they were excited about a month ago when we were given six boxes of Cocoa Krispies. The first box went in just over one day. The second box took about three days. Three weeks later they hadn’t yet finished the last box. I adore my little homo economoci

I’m reminded of when my brother and I wanted a magic kit that we could get if we just at god-knows-how-many boxes of King Vitamin cereal. We were sick to death of the stuff by the time we got enough coupons to get the magic set. And we never ate it again. I wonder if anyone in their marketing department understood the concept of marginalism.

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Fuck You, Mahmoud Khallaf

I have no idea who this asshole is, but he tried to hijack my Amazon account to buy a Sony Playstation for $270. Fortunately Amazon smelled a rat before it shipped, even before I knew something funny had happened, since I didn’t read the emails referencing the order right away.

Here’s the shipping address the lousy thief was trying to send to.

mahmoud khallaf
16 Abu Bakr,
cairo, Shubra Al Khaimah 13766
Egypt

Odds are slim, but maybe someone who knows him (if it’s not a fake name) will happen to stumble across this and shame him.

(Hell, I don’t even have a Playstation; why should I buy him one?)

[Update: I just went to buy a book on Amazon, and found FIFA Soccer 13 in my shopping cart. Grrr.]

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